What a Civil Aviation (disaster!) Minister!!

Lately, when I was missing from the website IndiaTrends I had been preparing for applying to the post of the Minister for Civil Aviation.

In the course of my preparations I found out that the most likely question I could be asked is this:

WHAT ARE YOUR QUALIFICATIONS TO BE THE CIVIL AVIATION MINISTER?

I could find just one qualification as my answer:

I did/do not sell 'BEEDIS'.

Because the guy who did/does that is the minister now for ages and he sure doesn't know how to sell air tickets.

p.s this post is in response to this